This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new car doing 95 kph, with her Face up next to her Rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much:
I dropped My electric shaver , which knocked the doghnut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee, between my legs'; that I splashed, and burned 'Big Jim and the Twins'.
It also ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected a very important call.
Damn women drivers, I can't see why they are allowed to vote, let alone drive !!!